Posted: Tue Feb 28, 2006 9:34 pm
The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.
Which is often traded to Mr. T. in exchange for his chief export, pity.Spartan wrote:The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.
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Posted: Tue Feb 28, 2006 9:36 pm
Posted: Tue Feb 28, 2006 9:41 pm
The multiple dimensions of hilarity make my head 'splode.evands wrote:Which is often traded to Mr. T. in exchange for his chief export, pity.Spartan wrote:The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.
Posted: Tue Feb 28, 2006 10:00 pm
Who's Chuck Norris?
Posted: Tue Feb 28, 2006 10:02 pm
Posted: Tue Feb 28, 2006 10:02 pm
Paul wrote:Who's Chuck Norris?
If you do not know who Chuck Norris is, you are not a man.
Posted: Tue Feb 28, 2006 10:05 pm
Chuck Norris fact #1312: Chuck Norris is actually the one responsible for letting the dogs out.
Chuck Norris fact #87: Chuck Norris can see a wider spectrum of colors than the average human being.
Chuck Norris fact #1113: Chuck Norris doesn't need wires or planes to fly.
Chuck Norris fact #848: Chuck Norris knows everything that is said and done.
Chuck Norris fact #48567: Chuck Norris is forming a new lanuage that will replace English after World War IV.
Chuck Norris fact #21: Chuck Norris invented the art of tattooing.
Chuck Norris fact #37: Chuck Norris can kill a man in 39,506 ways with a rubber duck.
Chuck Norris fact #87: Chuck Norris can see a wider spectrum of colors than the average human being.
Chuck Norris fact #1113: Chuck Norris doesn't need wires or planes to fly.
Chuck Norris fact #848: Chuck Norris knows everything that is said and done.
Chuck Norris fact #48567: Chuck Norris is forming a new lanuage that will replace English after World War IV.
Chuck Norris fact #21: Chuck Norris invented the art of tattooing.
Chuck Norris fact #37: Chuck Norris can kill a man in 39,506 ways with a rubber duck.
Posted: Tue Feb 28, 2006 10:23 pm
Kids...Paul wrote:Who's Chuck Norris?
Posted: Tue Feb 28, 2006 10:33 pm
You do not know Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris knows you.Paul wrote:Who's Chuck Norris?
Posted: Tue Feb 28, 2006 10:47 pm
There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live.
Posted: Tue Feb 28, 2006 11:16 pm
Posted: Tue Feb 28, 2006 11:21 pm
Chuck Norris is currently suing God for identity theft.
Posted: Tue Feb 28, 2006 11:28 pm
Posted: Wed Mar 01, 2006 12:25 am
What happens in the Adium General forum, stays in the Adium General forum. 8)
Posted: Wed Mar 01, 2006 3:09 am
Chuck Norris will not be constrained only to the Adium General Forum.
Posted: Wed Mar 01, 2006 3:21 am
Nothing can constrain me.Tipo 61 wrote:Chuck Norris will not be constrained only to the Adium General Forum.
Posted: Wed Mar 01, 2006 3:29 am
Wengero wrote:Jack>Chuck
I roundhouse kicked him once. Jack went into hiding at that point.
Posted: Wed Mar 01, 2006 3:29 am
That should say "JackfearsChuck.com"memark wrote:http://www.jackvschuck.com/
Posted: Wed Mar 01, 2006 5:19 pm
When Batman sings Chuck Norris listens.
Posted: Wed Mar 01, 2006 10:05 pm
Chuck Norris wrote:Nothing can constrain me.Tipo 61 wrote:Chuck Norris will not be constrained only to the Adium General Forum.
Chuck! Its really you! 