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Posted: Wed Mar 01, 2006 10:58 pm
by biglittledragoon
And what about Steven Seagal or Jean-Claude Van Damme? :lol:

Posted: Thu Mar 02, 2006 5:49 pm
by yelly
biglittledragoon wrote:And what about Steven Seagal or Jean-Claude Van Damme? :lol:
chuck eats them for breakfast along with bacon and eggs, no fries!

Posted: Thu Mar 02, 2006 6:18 pm
by David Munch
MacOSX wrote:There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live.
I dont study biology at the university - I study Chuck Norris!

Posted: Thu Mar 02, 2006 6:23 pm
by yelly
David Munch wrote:
MacOSX wrote:There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live.
I dont study biology at the university - I study Chuck Norris!
you don't study Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris studies You!

Posted: Thu Mar 02, 2006 6:44 pm
by John Don
yelly wrote:
David Munch wrote:
MacOSX wrote:There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live.
I dont study biology at the university - I study Chuck Norris!
you don't study Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris studies You!
Chuck Norris has no need for study. He knows all.

Posted: Thu Mar 02, 2006 6:49 pm
by David Munch
John Don wrote:
yelly wrote:
David Munch wrote: I dont study biology at the university - I study Chuck Norris!
you don't study Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris studies You!
Chuck Norris has no need for study. He knows all.
And therefore, I study Chuck Norris at the university.


Oh, I SO want an A+ in Chuck!

Posted: Thu Mar 02, 2006 7:05 pm
by yelly
David Munch wrote:
John Don wrote:
yelly wrote: you don't study Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris studies You!
Chuck Norris has no need for study. He knows all.
And therefore, I study Chuck Norris at the university.


Oh, I SO want an A+ in Chuck!
i wouldn't if I were you, every year, Chuck Norris personally roundhouse kicks every A+ student in Chuck studies.

Posted: Thu Mar 02, 2006 7:09 pm
by yelly

Posted: Sun Mar 05, 2006 12:55 pm
by David Munch
yelly wrote:http://www.andrewescobar.com/archive/20 ... ple-style/

edit: BTW, 100'th post, yay.
LOL! Hilarious!!
yelly wrote:
David Munch wrote:
John Don wrote: Chuck Norris has no need for study. He knows all.
And therefore, I study Chuck Norris at the university.


Oh, I SO want an A+ in Chuck!
i wouldn't if I were you, every year, Chuck Norris personally roundhouse kicks every A+ student in Chuck studies.
I've heard he kills everyone not getting an A+, so I guess I'll go for it anyway.. O_o

Posted: Sun Mar 05, 2006 10:21 pm
by smajor
My favorite:

"Chuck Norris and Mr. T. walked into a bar - and the building was instantly destroyed. A single structure cannot contain that much awesome."

Posted: Sun Mar 05, 2006 11:02 pm
by Simba Cub
smajor wrote:My favorite:

"Chuck Norris and Mr. T. walked into a bar - and the building was instantly destroyed. A single structure cannot contain that much awesome."
:lol:



Rich::

Posted: Mon Mar 06, 2006 8:54 am
by twopeak
[quote=a comment in that site]Chuck Norris took the bite out of the Apple logo.[/quote]

Posted: Mon Mar 06, 2006 10:16 am
by Chuck Norris
smajor wrote:My favorite:

"Chuck Norris and Mr. T. walked into a bar - and the building was instantly destroyed. A single structure cannot contain that much awesome."
It was actually Lou Ferrigno

Posted: Mon Mar 06, 2006 1:50 pm
by yelly
twopeak wrote:
a comment in that site wrote:Chuck Norris took the bite out of the Apple logo.
:lol: :lol: :lol:

Posted: Mon Mar 06, 2006 11:00 pm
by zerock
Chuck Norris fans, have to have this dashboard widget!! http://www.dashboardwidgets.com/showcas ... p?wid=1531